Drunk
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Open your pants
Open your pants
Open your pants...
Dancing together for the first time
Dancing together for the first time
Dancing together for the first time, the man turned to hispartner and said, “My dear, do you know the...
milking shed
milking shed
Now young Tom, born and brought up in the city, was givena chance to visit his cousin who lived...
I didn’t walk for a year
I didn’t walk for a year
Two six-year-old boys are standing in the toilet having a pee.One turns to the other and says, “Your dinky...
He’s so thick
He’s so thick
There was a skinny young boy who was constantly beingteased by the older lads in the village. One of...
Last one home is a sissy
Last one home is a sissy
A simple young man is encouraged to broaden hisknowledge by learning how to parachute. After a few lessonsit’s time...
what eats grass, goes moo, and gives us milk
what eats grass, goes moo, and gives us milk
The number of children attending Sunday School haddropped dramatically and it was thought that perhaps thelessons had become too...
Where is God
Where is God
A group of young boys were always getting into trouble onthe estate so the local vicar decided to intervene...
Can your willy touch your backside
Can your willy touch your backside
Grandpa and Grandson go out together for a day’s fishing.At lunchtime, the man opens a can of cider.“Can I...
little birds made of metal
little birds made of metal
“Mummy, mummy, are little birds made of metal?”“Of course not, darling, why do you think that?”“I just heard dad...
I just want my beer and fags
I just want my beer and fags
A young boy walked into a bar and asked for a bottle of beerand 20 fags.“Now, now,” smiled the...
his dirty little habit
his dirty little habit
Class 3 have a boy who is always in trouble, he is constantlyupsetting the other children and damaging the...
which part of the body becomes 10 times its normal size under emotional stress
which part of the body becomes 10 times its normal size under emotional stress
At the end of the human biology class, the lecturerconducted a quick question and answer session to check thateveryone...
plain Jane from next door
plain Jane from next door
Father walks into his son’s bedroom to find him lying facedown on a life-size picture of Britney Spears.“Son, what’s...
Queen of the May
Queen of the May
The boy’s father was so disappointed with his son’s schoolreport, he decided to go and see the headmaster to...
my dad says the same thing
my dad says the same thing
Two kids were arguing in the playground.“My dad’s a better darts player than your dad,” said the firstboy.“No he...
making a puppy
making a puppy
Daddy was taking his young son for a walk in the park whenthey passed two dogs humping. When the...
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