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The number of children attending Sunday School had dropped dramatically and it was thought that perhaps the lessons had become too serious. ...

what eats grass, goes moo, and gives us milk

The number of children attending Sunday School had
dropped dramatically and it was thought that perhaps the
lessons had become too serious. As it so happened, a visiting
Minister had come to stay and the vicar asked him if he
would mind speaking to the children a bit more informally.

“Of course,” replied the Minister and he sat with the
children in a circle saying “First of all, children, can you tell
me what eats grass, goes moo, and gives us milk?”
For a moment, there was complete silence and then one
small boy slowly put his hand up.

“Please Sir, I suppose the answer is Jesus but it sounds just
like a cow to me.”